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# I was wondering why an FBI investigation was being led by someone who looked about 12 and was an idiot.
'YES, I SHALL MAKE HIM MEET WITH ME AND KNOW MY NAME SO THEREFORE IF I DIE IT MUST BE HIM!'

Or alternatively you just just lock him in a cell for 2 weeks with no posessions, notice no-one is dying, search his house and find a book with everyone who died written in it. That's how you do real police work.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# They did that.
Criminals stopped dying for two weeks, then started again.
And the book was concealed in a secret compartment in his desk that would burst into flame if forced into.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# A secret compartment?
This is the FBI for god's sake, I think they can handle some twatty schoolkid putting a book in a secret drawer.

Either way if the book set fire then job done, they then just arrest him for explosive booby trapping, destroying probable evidence, interfering with an investigation etc.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Better than being executed, divot.
Besides, all the FBI members get killed.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)