Guys! Guys! Guys!Zombies that don't like brains, but like to pinch people! Pinching Zombies!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:13,
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Oooooh!That is pure win.
Or spanking zombies, and the urge to spank spreads until no-one can turn their back on anyone.
Hundreds of years later the human race survives, but the culture has made spanking central to it's philosophy, replacing handshakes and communion both.
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Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:42,
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Or spanking zombies, and the urge to spank spreads until no-one can turn their back on anyone.
Hundreds of years later the human race survives, but the culture has made spanking central to it's philosophy, replacing handshakes and communion both.
soon people's asses are so bruised and red that they can no longer sit on their butts and now have to do something else insteadsomething so horrible there arent even words in the dictionary for it
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Sat 5 Sep 2009, 5:45,
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