I was there the night Kim Jong Il turned himself indside out.His intestines left a big splash mark on the floor that took days of scrubbing to get out. The oddest thing was that he decided to do this through his rectum. Apparently, it had grown so slack through old age that it could accomodate the passage of his entire body through it.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:09,
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