dumph dumph dumph dumph..........the beat's comin'out of his EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:12,
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*click*although he looks like he's sat on the bog trying to squeeze one out. well, that's the face I make under those circumstances, put it that way.
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spesh.,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:23,
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Please tell methat's a test to see if ham can withstand nuclear flashes. Looks like it should be.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:53,
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That's how they baked it to begin withit's now being inspected for quality.
Nuclear Ham is the Ham of Choice - 50 years half-life Guaranteed!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:56,
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"The bomb goes off, but the ham doesn't"Works for me as a catch-phrase.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:03,
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OK EVERYBODY, ITS TIME TO TOUCH THE HAM!!!!!!!!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:43,
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that surprises mei think i see everything herm does at least a couple of times in new threads! maybe he thinks he is special.
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:18,
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oh what?pearoast? i feel cheated. i want my click back :(
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Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:58,
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Epilepto-triffid.The Russians last line of defence.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:11,
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That's my Sunday sortedYou know there is a shocking lack of ascii Dobbshead in your profile.
Though there is more spack so that's nice!
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Sun 6 Sep 2009, 13:57,
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Though there is more spack so that's nice!
Too slack perhaps?www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=31062
There, I've fixed it for you ;)
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Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:13,
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There, I've fixed it for you ;)
Aw, thanks!I didn't even expect the telepathic brainEater tulpic hallucination virus!
Dobbshead doubleplay!
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Sun 6 Sep 2009, 14:50,
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Dobbshead doubleplay!
In the summer of 1987,I had just left emploment with Gateway when I came upon a great opportunity to make some hard cash. I witnessed the gory death of a crofter who was attacked by some stray swines. I managed to befriend the swines, crouching down and using their language until they seemed to accept me as one of their own. Some were suspicious. I had a long fight with one who questioned my credentials. To cut a long story short, I massacred them one night as they slept and sold their carcasses on the black market. I'm now living in a detached house with Sky TV and a nice little garden and life couldn't be better.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:05,
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I was there the night Kim Jong Il turned himself indside out.His intestines left a big splash mark on the floor that took days of scrubbing to get out. The oddest thing was that he decided to do this through his rectum. Apparently, it had grown so slack through old age that it could accomodate the passage of his entire body through it.
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Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:09,
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