All right, a dog walks into a bar. A midget gets close to the dog and shouts "Give me a dollar and I'll fly from here to the end of the bar." The dog says "I'll take a Manhattan." The bartender says "See that drunk over there? If you nail your feet to the floor that drunk will do you right here on the bar."
The dog sits down and says "I was talking to the the midget."
(The dog sits down and says "I was talking to the the midget."
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