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# Hung Tung Horse
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# i wish
he was hung like a pygmy marmoset.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# And yet...12 years?!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# he could roll a decent spliff
and he'd go to the garage at 3 a.m. for chocolate, clean the house, massage me from head to foot and had a pierced tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# WHUPISHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# heheheheh
you know me so well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Emotionally and physically.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# yup
this is why i'm single. i only tend to want blokes i can't have, so i chase them. when i get them, i lose interest and treat them like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I was warned about your type
right after I learned 'how to survive in a nuclear explosion fallout zone'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# why do mothers have to warn their sons about my type?
it spoils all my fucking fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# To be fair to mothers,
I learned through hear'say
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# My flatmate's girlfriend keeps cleaning stuff about the flat.
It's fantastic. I hope he keeps her.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# it's so much cheaper than hiring a cleaner
the last cleaner i had buggered off without notice when she got a large redundancy checque from the last place she worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)