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[challenge entry] i make jape

From the Disney Marvel Mashup challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)

(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# is it wrong that he gives me the horn?
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# As long as it's him with the horn and doing the giving, no it's not.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# good
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Yes. Better sign up for aversion therapy.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# i tried that
dated a chinese bloke for 12 years.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# It had to be done
Photobucket
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# NOW IT IS COMPLETE
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
# it did indeed
and he was a colossal cunt. he was not amused when i started calling him plick.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Hung Tung Horse
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# i wish
he was hung like a pygmy marmoset.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# And yet...12 years?!
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# he could roll a decent spliff
and he'd go to the garage at 3 a.m. for chocolate, clean the house, massage me from head to foot and had a pierced tongue.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# WHUPISHHH!
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# heheheheh
you know me so well
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Emotionally and physically.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# yup
this is why i'm single. i only tend to want blokes i can't have, so i chase them. when i get them, i lose interest and treat them like shit.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I was warned about your type
right after I learned 'how to survive in a nuclear explosion fallout zone'
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# why do mothers have to warn their sons about my type?
it spoils all my fucking fun!
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# To be fair to mothers,
I learned through hear'say
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)
# pff
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# My flatmate's girlfriend keeps cleaning stuff about the flat.
It's fantastic. I hope he keeps her.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# it's so much cheaper than hiring a cleaner
the last cleaner i had buggered off without notice when she got a large redundancy checque from the last place she worked.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)
# not if you like 3D chinese men from the sub-future
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# yes. yes i do.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# then this

(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# then this

(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# nurrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghh

(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# This all makes perfect sense.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# __________________ = &%#@*~ ! + _______________
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuff that faaaaaaaaaaaaaace !
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
#

(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . .
EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . .
EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . .
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# never heard of 'em.....are they good?
they sure look it:)
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Fried burritos!
Burritos are good, fried is good, hence chimichangas are really really good and now I'm all hungry.
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# hahaha win
i never trusted that "dame" judi "dench"
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# neither should you
Photobucket
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# she eats horse
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Mow the Lawn . . . next generation !
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# was it yawn rape?
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# FUCK!!!!there's just no pleasing some people..................sheesh
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# It's like a buff corner shop sweet.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# threepence a punnet
tuplence a gunnet
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Chromioclench a free gordon bennet
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# eight on the hooch
gimme nine on the whenback
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Well I cupped the shoffy and tuppered the frompet
but I couldn't possibly speculate the beenwhat in terms of horngrumble
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# i finds that when i 'as a gander at me gulliver, me wotsit gives me a right tommy-jenkins
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Multi D-Man Fu'd up like one !
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Excuse me, stewardess?
I speak jive.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# SEQUENTIAL ART
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# aahahahahah
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Feeesh of cunts, surely?
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# A cunt in the hand is worth balls in the bush.
- Mylene Klass
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# hey I like these guys....and I like japes
*soaks up double whammy*:D
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:38, archived)
# this thread is having a very strange effect on my brain
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Oh, that's right, blame b3ta.
;)
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)