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From the Disney Marvel Mashup challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
From the Disney Marvel Mashup challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
As long as it's him with the horn and doing the giving, no it's not.
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:19,
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it did indeed
and he was a colossal cunt. he was not amused when i started calling him plick.
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:32,
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he could roll a decent spliff
and he'd go to the garage at 3 a.m. for chocolate, clean the house, massage me from head to foot and had a pierced tongue.
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:37,
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yup
this is why i'm single. i only tend to want blokes i can't have, so i chase them. when i get them, i lose interest and treat them like shit.
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:44,
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I was warned about your type
right after I learned 'how to survive in a nuclear explosion fallout zone'
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:50,
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why do mothers have to warn their sons about my type?
it spoils all my fucking fun!
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:52,
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My flatmate's girlfriend keeps cleaning stuff about the flat.
It's fantastic. I hope he keeps her.
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:39,
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it's so much cheaper than hiring a cleaner
the last cleaner i had buggered off without notice when she got a large redundancy checque from the last place she worked.
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:43,
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EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . .
EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . .
EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . .
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:40,
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EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . . EAT . . .
Fried burritos!
Burritos are good, fried is good, hence chimichangas are really really good and now I'm all hungry.
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Tue 8 Sep 2009, 1:47,
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FUCK!!!!there's just no pleasing some people..................sheesh
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:39,
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Well I cupped the shoffy and tuppered the frompet
but I couldn't possibly speculate the beenwhat in terms of horngrumble
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:33,
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i finds that when i 'as a gander at me gulliver, me wotsit gives me a right tommy-jenkins
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Mon 7 Sep 2009, 23:35,
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