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[challenge entry] love it feels so good ...


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(camomile, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Probably a better concept than the actual game.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)
# SCATHING CRITICISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Critics (And the demo) were the reason I didn't buy it (or any recent Sonic games to mention)
Nothing past Adventure 2 has interested me enough
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Cenaris I don't play Sonic. I think perhaps you should draw a shed on fire. I think perhaps everyone should draw a shed on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Can I take a photo of my shed
and set fire to the photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Can I take a photo of my fire, and shed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I've only really played the old genesis ones and Adventure 1 and 2.
All the other games were either just passable or barfworthy in varying degrees.

Actually Adventure 1 sucked balls too, number 2 was great though. Had a "mature" story
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I enjoyed the original game back on the megadrive
I haven't played games since then though, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I want to play Speedball 2. Do you want to play Speedball 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I do not have Speedball 2
Must be from before my time
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Grab an emulator, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# The actual speedy-runny bits were really good.
The sweep from rear to side-on to front views worked well, and the Mykonos theme of the first level was gorgeous, especially in the side-on rushes.
But the bulk of it was the god-awful were-hog walk-around and bash buttons mode, and it was all cursed with moronically obvious and stupid unskippable pop-up interruptions from the bastard lovechild of a rejected Pokémon and the Microsoft paperclip. SEGA really knows how to fuck up a good game lately (Ghost Squad, Monkey Ball, etc. etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Even the speed bits were flawed.
When you go faster, you sacrificed controls and response times. You shouldn't have to learn to memorise a level simply because you move faster than you can normally react. That's like shoving a pinecone up your ass.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Classic Sonic FTW!
I hated the new games. The real beauty and charm of Sonic the Hedgehog was the 2D, cartoon-esque graphics and the simplistic game play. Kept me entertained for hours as a kid. The new 3D game are rubbish!
(camomile, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)