Could you please express your love for noodles in the form of a limerick?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:35,
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super noodlesI cooked a noodle in my wock
and hung it from my massive cock
The Chinese whitegoods staff induction
Demonstrated proper suction
Holding with a long chopstick
my dripping noodle hoi sin dick
Fin.
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Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:26,
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and hung it from my massive cock
The Chinese whitegoods staff induction
Demonstrated proper suction
Holding with a long chopstick
my dripping noodle hoi sin dick
Fin.
My effortI once ate a portion of noodles
In fact I had oodles and oodles
I asked "what's this topping
that stops me from stopping?"
The Thai man replied "that's the poodles"
(In fact I had oodles and oodles
I asked "what's this topping
that stops me from stopping?"
The Thai man replied "that's the poodles"
JebediahSpringfield,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:37,
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I bought a Pot Noodle™ from Asda
The woman who served me, I gassed her,
I took the meal home,
Then got on the phone,
And called everyone in Basra... (to tell them how much I love Pot Noodles™)
(The woman who served me, I gassed her,
I took the meal home,
Then got on the phone,
And called everyone in Basra... (to tell them how much I love Pot Noodles™)
mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:00,
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