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# i do detest him
I already killed Tim Westwood
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=tim+westwood+is+dead&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
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# HAHAHAHAHA :)
you legend, they are indeed both terrifc cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# even better
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=tim+westwood+dead&btnG=Search&meta=

ZANE LOWE MUST DIE
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# 'He purchased a second-hand copy of 'Fletch Lives' from a nearby Oxfam.'
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

edit: that blog post, by far, is the funniest thing I have read in a long while
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# ignore the horrendous punctuation
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# *sends to friends*
so good, cheers for that

it just keeps on giving and giving!

"A chance meeting with a local 'black' changed his life forever."
AHAHA!

Seriously ROFLing here. You seriously need to write for TV or something.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# it is pretty fucking funny ahahah
ed:
Twas whilst living on the streets of Eastbourne that he turned to drugs. Fore one night, he accidentally swallowed an aspirin dropped by an overhead owl. Prostitution soon followed.

edd: ooh la la, danke
:P
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# my favourite is
full of spunk and um bongo
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# cheeky scamp
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# it is a perfect description of kerry katona
except for the um bongo
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