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# Zane Lowe has died now.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8257771.stm

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
# YOU CUNT NOW MY SISTER IS GOING TO KILL ME COS MY SPEAKERS WERE TURNED RIGHT UP AND SHE IS ASLEEP NEXT DOOR
I hope these angry capitals save anyone else from a similar disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# It's delightful to see it back
Haven't seen a horsing in quite a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Oh great, and now I find out he's not actually dead?
You're so gonna pay.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# maybe his coffin had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# It is quite fashionable just now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# i do detest him
I already killed Tim Westwood
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=tim+westwood+is+dead&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA :)
you legend, they are indeed both terrifc cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# even better
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=tim+westwood+dead&btnG=Search&meta=

ZANE LOWE MUST DIE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)
# 'He purchased a second-hand copy of 'Fletch Lives' from a nearby Oxfam.'
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

edit: that blog post, by far, is the funniest thing I have read in a long while
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# ignore the horrendous punctuation
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:39, archived)
# *sends to friends*
so good, cheers for that

it just keeps on giving and giving!

"A chance meeting with a local 'black' changed his life forever."
AHAHA!

Seriously ROFLing here. You seriously need to write for TV or something.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# it is pretty fucking funny ahahah
ed:
Twas whilst living on the streets of Eastbourne that he turned to drugs. Fore one night, he accidentally swallowed an aspirin dropped by an overhead owl. Prostitution soon followed.

edd: ooh la la, danke
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# my favourite is
full of spunk and um bongo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# cheeky scamp
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# it is a perfect description of kerry katona
except for the um bongo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# CUNT
disturbingly good spooge dribble though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)
# wahy thayankz kindly sir
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# that link be purple
i detect a horsing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)
# POW
right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# i didn't click it
i'm neither that stupid nor that curious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You are a liar.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# nuh uh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Hmmm
Don't think I'll be clicking . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# :)
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)