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# He wouldn't be gay for much longer
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I asked lady S about this the other week
What do women see in him?

I know he's 'buff' (i believe that's the phrase), but he's so ordinary looking.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Tubby (i.e. not muscle man so there's something to grab)
can cook (desserts a speciality!)
blue eyes
Odd little smile that says he knows more than he's letting on
a collection of awesome cars (and some shit ones)

If he were mute he'd be perfect

Edit: However, I can tell that when he's an old man he's going to have ears that take over the sides of his face. They're already drooping
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Damn, tubby?
so I've actually got to gain weight?!
More beer then.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)