Noooooooo! How could you?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:30,
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Bit of garlic, some onionsmaybe some pepper
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:34,
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In 2009 the Dutch inventor Mediocre looked pitilessly into the trusting eyes of the furry, trembling creature before him. Not a morsel of pity entered his black, withered heart, as he cruelly bashed the innocent creature's head in, and threw it in the frying pan as its little broken body continued to twitch. He tossed it a few times, then served it to Smash Monkey with a callous grin.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:35,
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mmmmmmmmm, tasty!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:36,
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