How about a 5 year old black short hair that isn't cute, throws up a lot, pisses up things and meows quite loud?
edit: He's actually okay.
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Peter_G,
Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:02,
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I had a huge black and white cat with brain cancer.
He liked to bit chunks out of peoples legs and shit on the carpet.
One I was hanging upside down from a trampoline and he came up and pissed in my eye.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:06,
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