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# bit late
our new kitty! one eyed molly magpie. The good lady may have added some details and i thought you'd appreciate it :D

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:24, archived)
# monocular moggy is displeased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# she is actually incredibly sweet
and still very timid. for some reason she does not like the paperazzi

and heeheehee molly magpie the monocular moggy! :D
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# it is a good name
but i know why she doesn't like the paparazzi, she's afraid that they'll expose her as the one who stole pudsey the bear's eye patch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# shhh!
that damn bear got what was coming!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# yeah! damn charidee bears!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# She sounds - and looks - rathe like mine :)
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(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# hahaha...low budget job
funny though:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# speaking of kittens
..is there anyone in the Derby area who wants a kitten? Ginger & white tabby, very rarely scratches stuff, not neutered, can't go outside yet, litter trained, well behaved, enjoys cuddles when tired and about 6 months old.
Must go to a home where it will be loved, not have small children in, be de-clawed or live too near a main road.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# will it fit on a sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
#
baguette maybe if you stretch its legs out.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# curry it
i haven't had a meat yet that can't be satisfactorily curried.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
*wants*
*can't have*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# You don't have to live in near Derby if you don't mind the drive
Clicky for big picture
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Aww :)
Do want.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Well if you actuall do
gaz me and I'll send you my address.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Aah. I don't live anywhere near Derby I'm afraid.
Plus I don't think my cats at home would take well to a new one. And I'm not allowed pets at College, unfortunately ... (Although St Catherine's ought to have a cat-mascot, really ...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
#
How about a 5 year old black short hair that isn't cute, throws up a lot, pisses up things and meows quite loud?

edit: He's actually okay.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I had a huge black and white cat with brain cancer.
He liked to bit chunks out of peoples legs and shit on the carpet.
One I was hanging upside down from a trampoline and he came up and pissed in my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# that is cuteness
but me and cats don't get on very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
#
She's smiling because she just got in from the cold because the previous 'owners' thought that leaving her in the garden and letting her catch her own food at that age constituted as taking care. Cunts.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# my cat used to headbutt me for attention
she belonged to my niece for 5 years, so when i got her, she was happy to be left to her own devices without constantly being picked up. she stared at me though, which freaked me out. when she brought in a half-dead sparrow that sprayed bird blood on my living-room wall, she had to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
That last bit sounded very disturbing.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# nothing untoward happened
i just made my sister take it back. i find cats rather creepy, so the fact that i had that one for a year shows what a nice person i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Awww, how adorable <3
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# i called her catface
which pissed my niece off no end. she'd named the poor creature bella, after one of the fucking tweenies :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# My cats were called Pushkin and Kitty.
Pushkin was named after the Russian author.
Kitty was named by my sister, who was 4. She also had a rabbit called Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# my brother had a mouse called smackhead
i once had a goldfish named mong, because it looked like one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Poor fish!
Smackhead is a cool name though. Was it a heroin junkie or did he just like to smack it in the head?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# no, he just liked the sound of it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Catface is a much better name.
Mine just jumped on top of my door. What worries me is: where will she jump to next?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Place bets now!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# on top of the fridge
cats like fridges
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# All 7 feet to the floor! Brave/stoopid kitty.
She is now, as is her wont, curled up on my knee so I can't move :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# One of the funniest things I've seen my cat do is try and drag a rabbit, probably half the size of him, through the the cat flap.
Took a while. He then left it at my feet like some sort of sacrifice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# funniest thing catface did
was try to stalk the reflection off my watch across the couch, then leap at it and fall down the side, popping her head up a second later with a very bemused expression on her face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Funny cat story #3:
While moving in a new wardrobe into my room, with a mirror on it. My cat decided to jump into the magic space behind the mirror, unsuccessfully.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:08, archived)
# hahhaha!
it's amazing the fun you can have with a cat and a laser pointer. also, have you ever played cat buckaroo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Yes,
I like the look they give once woken up that says they clearly don't look up to you when it comes to intelligence.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# it's a great game when you're stoned
a lad i knew had a rottweiler puppy, he painted a diamond on its forehead with tipp-ex when he was stoned and called it black beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Genuine lol.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# this is the same lad
who knocked at my door at 3 a.m to ask me if i would have a snowball fight with him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# hahaha
Was there any snow?
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# yeah
about 3 millimetres
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Oh yes
I once disturbed a Spanish cat with a laser pointer. I'd do the same with a British cat, but they're too wily.
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# they're not
i accidentally made one run into a wall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# *Takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# One of my cats caught a racing pigoen once.
She knackered its wing but we managed to save it and return it to its extremely displeased owner.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# racing pigeons used to land in our yard sometimes
my dad would look after them if they were ill, then let them go. mum hates animals that aren't portion-sized.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# pigdeon... pigdin... ah, fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# *cries*
I live in a third floor flat and we already have a cat. If I had a suitable home I'd easily drive to Derby for that adorable little fluff-ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# goddamnit i wish i could have a cat in my flat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Was that a metaphor?
;-)
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Another (big) picture for anyone who might not have made their mind up.

.. cat business is serious business.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# YARRRRR!

EDIT: Pirate Wader Cat hates thread deleters! GRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# it wasn't even as if i was rude to him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# You obviously weren't rude enough to him.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# We were positively nice to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# that's the last time i'll be nice to a troll
unless he's got his own bridge, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Looks like it should be stroking a Bond villain
(Or maybe the other way round, I'm totally out of it this time in the morning)
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Ah, mista Bonds!
As u can seez, I has constructid a giant lazor. I will destroyz 3 major cities unless ur guverment pays me ONE MILLIONS CAT BISCITZ!

I am also totally out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# "No Mista Bonds, I exspekt u 2 fede me KitEKat"
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Oh, YES!
Someone with more skill/patience than me should shop this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# pfft!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# squeeeeeee!
i want to hug him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# No, I'm afraid you're breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)