Just walk in to HR and in your best robot voice announce
'This work unit finds the new tone of voice 'guidelines' ridiculous, patronising and vaguely crypto-fascist. This work unit cannot comply.'
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:22,
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When they give you a job you really don't want to do, say
Error: unrecognised or incomplete command line
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Joliet,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:24,
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