You could kneel at the front
and they'd put a wet sponge and a tin hat on your head.
Every Sunday all the lights in the village would dim.
It'd be aces.
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chthonic,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:59,
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Breakaway sects would cause controversy
by letting their children stick fingers in modified plug sockets.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:16,
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