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If the New Testament were modernised...
Edit: cheers chaps :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:25,
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I took a couple of steps down the road of finding an electric chair picture and shopping jeezus' head onto itI backed away quite quickly though...
Also, who's been scratching her chest?
ED: also, nicely done :)
(Also, who's been scratching her chest?
ED: also, nicely done :)
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:26,
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Cheers!She was a funny-looking girl, with the top half of her head on.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:29,
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Instead of doing the sign of the cross .........you would have to shake violently and go "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:35,
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That would be BRILLIANT!That's make me go to church!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:38,
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You could kneel at the frontand they'd put a wet sponge and a tin hat on your head.
Every Sunday all the lights in the village would dim.
It'd be aces.
(Every Sunday all the lights in the village would dim.
It'd be aces.
chthonic,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:59,
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Breakaway sects would cause controversyby letting their children stick fingers in modified plug sockets.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Sep 2009, 18:16,
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