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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# NARF
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# pfftles
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# suprise god sex
isn't rape
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# it's horrible
all of the pregnant, and none of the bump and grind :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# strange,
that's what my priest said. He also said he was god's representative on earth. He said a lot of things. Like not to say anything to my parents.

I deliberately didn't capitalise 'god'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)