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[challenge entry] Stella artois its biblical

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:27, archived)
# It's?
Or its biblical what?
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:35, archived)
# My money is on
its biblical capacity to exacerbate domestic violence
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Don't make me put my white vest on!
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Don't make me burn the dinner
and fuck the neighbour's son, who also happens to be my nephew!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I'll Stella Artois your biblicals!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Needs more beaten Mary Magdalene.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] all fine and dandy until you have to talk to god on the big white phone
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Have my new response:
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:56, archived)
# why thank you
exquisite needle action there, sir
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Can
mine go up to 11 please?
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# love it
:))
(herman:D, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)