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# ^ THIS
Although anyone who posts a lot around here would end up as a bellend.
EDIT: I misread 'cursor' as 'user icon'
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# HAPPY REAL LIFE INCREMENTAL AGEING DAY!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# SUITABLE EXPRESSION OF GRATITUDE
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hey man happy bursting from your mother's vagina anniversary
I won't make any age jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# So do I :-(
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# You can have some more cheese if you like.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Thank you
That last lot cheered me up a treat.

Can I have some more crackers too?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Oh okay, but only because none of this stuff actually physically exists
*hands packet of crackers*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Yes it does.
I went inside the sphere.

I now have that special power that makes stuff real when I think about it.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ^_^
*holds up a spork*
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Not for you, bro, you don't get any until November the Beginning.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)