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# WOO HOO!
my sis just phoned me from asda to tell me that she's bought my birthday present:
terry pratchett's new book!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# i met him once
turned me off his books for good
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# Is he not a nice person in RL?
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# yeah
but he was very very moody. but he did tell a little boy to fuck off - which made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# He has alzheimer's so it's an incident that's best forgotten :)
*funny fact: I had to ask James the name of that condition where you can't remember things lolololol ;)
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# i met him once, too
he seemed nice and autographed some books for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
# he was probably in a better
mood that day - person i'd like to meet is robert rankin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# i wanted to meet freddie mercury
left it a bit too late, haven't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I have a shovel!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# i have a hammer!
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# I got him to sign 11 books in one go
He gave me a very "grrr!" look.
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# i mentioned something about them feeding him
he laughed and offered to share his slice of fruit cake with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# And did you accept?
That would be an anecdote. "I've nibbled on Terry Pratchett's fruit cake!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# no, he looked hungry
so i left him to it
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# Terry Pratchett is a god
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# no, just a man
but a very talented man.
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# I meant in the Literary sense rather than the Literal
Well at least I loved his first few books.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# lords and ladies was my favourite
but that has been eclipsed by night watch
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# The Colour of Magic and the Light Fantastic was mine
but I also liked Mort.
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# someone borrowed mort off me
i never got it back.
eric is a good one, too
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