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# All puns are shit.
If they are done correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:15, archived)
# i haaaaaate puns
everyone wants to tell me puns

i had to hear fucking chemistry puns today
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
# for a second i thought maybe this was some elaborate pun.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# no!! !!!!
i dont fucking tell puns because i hate them

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Why is mine a pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# oh
i guess its not

i was just commenting on the previous posts

um i dont really get your picture so you know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# hot cross pun
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# i tried to make a cat play that on a piano the other day,
by grasping its paws and pressing them onto the keys.

came out alright.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# HAHAHA.............keyboard cats FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:29, archived)
# ; - )
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Puns told in school are much like lake slime on a slice of cardboard for lunch.
This description also applies any puns told in the workplace.
Especially if they are plays on the company name or product.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:23, archived)
# chemistry puns are boron!!!!!!
hahahah do you get it because i still dont!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# geology rocks!
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
# dredging sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
# general electric is not specific enough!
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Ick. Shit puns like that Bohr me to tears.
More a physics pun, but what the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:32, archived)
# i don't want to hear
any mole of these!

after i wrote that i just kind of looked downward and shook my head, unsure whether or not to post it.
(schnurricane forgot his password, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
# A mole is the proper measurement for puns.
Most are rated in tens of centimoles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 3:09, archived)