Did you know......that Bach had over sixty children, because his organ had no stops.
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Mystery_Bob,
Thu 27 Mar 2003, 5:44,
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That's surely too many kids to HandelImagine the shopping Liszt for that lot! His wife must spend all day Chopin up cows for dinner while he gave any naughty kids a good Haydn.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 27 Mar 2003, 5:52,
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