There wasn't a Samweiss I don't think.
There was however a Legolas.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:16,
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i'd ride that pointy-eared fucker hard
and put him away wet
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Oct 2009, 20:21,
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