wear a flesh coloured body suitpad it out a bit, cover it in red jelly, attach a bit of tubing to your stomach with one of those transparent bin bags on the other end sloshing with more red jelly and say you're an unborn baby on a day trip.
It's not necessarily offensive, but it'll get some peoples backs up
(It's not necessarily offensive, but it'll get some peoples backs up
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:57,
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