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# Neeeeed fancy dress ideas for weekend! Any suggestions? Nothing predictable though...
(fannyhaddock, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# A dress with an image attached?
EDIT Might as well do something with this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
It's an offensive taste party you see, my mindtank is blank as blank can be right now
(fannyhaddock, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# That's nice deer.
Maybe you were looking for the talkboard.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# wear a flesh coloured body suit
pad it out a bit, cover it in red jelly, attach a bit of tubing to your stomach with one of those transparent bin bags on the other end sloshing with more red jelly and say you're an unborn baby on a day trip.

It's not necessarily offensive, but it'll get some peoples backs up

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I went to one of these when I was at college.
Everyone else wore mismatched and outdated clothing, I came as a burns victim. It was a week after the Bradford fire disaster.
I won first prize for worst taste.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Can I do this with it too?
Might be a good time to spam the Manchester bash


www.sickrik.com/calendar/event/20749

Yes I posted this last night, but as I spent bloody hours on it I thought I'd trot it out again
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Fucking hell!?!!!???
office lolage right here right now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Based on a true story too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It kind of reminds me of the attack on Pearl Harbour
but then my knowledge of history is sketchy at best
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
That has made my day.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaha :D
fucking love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Slide a banana peel over your cock.
Just that.

Or, if you have tits, that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# A dog being kicked so hard that it sicks a rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I can sick a rainbow
Sick a rainbow.
Sick a rainbow too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Red and yellow and pink and green
Purple and orange and black ...


I've been in a car crash ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# grey and grey and grey and grey
grey and grey and grey and grey
I can sing a woodlouse...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# rainbow vomit for the win
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCmyW-qPHCo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Brooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Some sort of cold meat interferer-with
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# A full bodypaint of Simon le Bon's face

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Remove your feet and add tracks
Remove hand and add Singapore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I heard Nick Griffin is a popular choice nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Go as your favourite threadwasting character from purile digital arts community b3ta.com

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# A Dark Ham (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# you could go as a pictureless post on B3ta
although it might provoke harsh reactions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
#
Hmm, yeah, sorry about that. Seems like I got a little lost. Thanks for the warm welcome though.
(fannyhaddock, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# yer maw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Dress as Belgium

They'll never expect that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# OH HAI COMEDY ACCOUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Just to lynch onto this bollocks post
I'm planning on going to a halloween party on saturday dressed as dead hitler.
The problem is that it's being held at a local sailing club, where the guests are all going to be a bit uppity.
Is this a bad idea?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I would say it depends on what kind of reaction you would like
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I don't really want to shock anyone to the point of abuse.
Just to the point of shock, then laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# dressing as a nazi in most places will offend at least one person...
I say go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I'm in 2 minds about it.
One says fuck 'em, the other says it would be going a bit far, especially with people I don't know, or don't know me. I'm neither a nazi or a confrontational person.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Well, I would say pick something else if you're not a confrontational person...
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ah, well if you don't really know them, it's probably a bad idea...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Go with a mate wearing striped pyjamas to balance it out
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Cock in or out?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# That's it!!
If people are offended, I'll just get my cock out.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Good man
Break the ice with a bit of comedy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# You really are getting off lightly
not so long ago you would have been called a threadwasting cunt by many, many people
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# THE HORRORS OF ONLINE BULLYING
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Bullying is such a nasty word
*nicks dinner money*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *tells dinnerladies*
Now you're for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Dress as a threadwasting cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)