Well I said them verbally.IF you're too lazy to be here at the time to hear your own request realised, you are a cad, a bounder and a rabid prune!
*huffs*
(*huffs*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:01,
archived)
20 minutes elapsed between my request for you to list the1000 business uses of rubber bands and your assurance that you had done so.If I understand you correctly, you are expecting me to believe that you listed all 1000 reasons within the space of 20 minutes.
That would require a minimum of one business use of Royal Mail red rubber bands to be uttered every 1.2 seconds, and this is assuming that you did not pause for breath for the entire 20 minutes.
I find this very difficult to believe, and the fact that you resort to crude insults further convinces me that you are lying.
(That would require a minimum of one business use of Royal Mail red rubber bands to be uttered every 1.2 seconds, and this is assuming that you did not pause for breath for the entire 20 minutes.
I find this very difficult to believe, and the fact that you resort to crude insults further convinces me that you are lying.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:08,
archived)
I speak in shorthandEDIT: Please read my forthcoming published works later this year, '1000 Uses of Postman Rubberbands and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.'
EDIT EDIT: I yam winnah!
(EDIT EDIT: I yam winnah!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:08,
archived)