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# I ORDERED COCK!
FINALLY! IT'S ARRIVED!
*fires knickers across the room by the elastic*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# now this is a jumbo cock, try not to set it off all at once
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
# i'll try, but i promise NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# remember, if you ride it like a space hopper injuries are possible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i'm well aware of this
i hate to see a grown man cry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# haha, bet you would :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Why did the condom fly across the room?
because it was pissed off
(gtfomh, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)