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# Meanwhile, in China

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I ORDERED COCK!
FINALLY! IT'S ARRIVED!
*fires knickers across the room by the elastic*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# now this is a jumbo cock, try not to set it off all at once
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
# i'll try, but i promise NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# remember, if you ride it like a space hopper injuries are possible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i'm well aware of this
i hate to see a grown man cry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# haha, bet you would :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Why did the condom fly across the room?
because it was pissed off
(gtfomh, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Totally just stole a couple of lolipops from the h'ween stash downstairs
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
# tha'wee'nstash!!!
get me some too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# i have many sweets in my stash
individual bags of fizzy gummy worms ond bears, a huge bag of lollipops and a large amount of milky way-type chocolate bars.
the temptation is very strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# That's a load of cock!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# it's a trolleyload of cock!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# It's a truckin' load of cock
(newintown, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# we got ourselves a cock..voy.....
10-4
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Anyone remember BJ and the Bear?
There was plenty bear, but no fuckin' BJ's!
(newintown, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# sorry human, I do not
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# "Breaker 1-9 this is the rubber duck"
Convoy... They should make more movies out of country songs
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:43, archived)
# It is, indeed, a very big cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Of course, it could be a midget
A really small midget and a tiny train and just a normal sized cock.
(newintown, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# it could be a scale representation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Of a big cock?
(newintown, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# It is clearly the cock of the Gaint Gozlamen, removed by his arch rivel B'lennos
after their legendary battle at Krikenin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)