Wooo!Damn! Had the 'old lady' card played on me in the supermarket!
I'm waiting for a woman to park her trolley and retrieve her coin and this other old biddy pushed her trolley right past me and started to dock her trolley. Of which I asked her if she minded as I was clearly there before her to which she flat out denied it, then turning to the other old biddies and played I'm the old lady how could this ruffian be so cruel!
As the old addage goes; don't fuck with a b3tard in a supermarkey! I played they 'I'm a big simpleton close to tears and will now have to get my mummy as the lady is being nasty to me' card.
MWAHAHAHA. The glares the other old ladies gave the queue barger!
'ningles all
(I'm waiting for a woman to park her trolley and retrieve her coin and this other old biddy pushed her trolley right past me and started to dock her trolley. Of which I asked her if she minded as I was clearly there before her to which she flat out denied it, then turning to the other old biddies and played I'm the old lady how could this ruffian be so cruel!
As the old addage goes; don't fuck with a b3tard in a supermarkey! I played they 'I'm a big simpleton close to tears and will now have to get my mummy as the lady is being nasty to me' card.
MWAHAHAHA. The glares the other old ladies gave the queue barger!
'ningles all
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:59,
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YOU FUCKING RUFFIAN!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:02,
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I'M TELLING MY MUMMY!*runs off crying*
I did consider playing the agoraphobic card. That works a treat too.
(I did consider playing the agoraphobic card. That works a treat too.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:04,
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