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# Whoooooooooo!

*edit* thankyou all! *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# :oO
Nice chop
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# oooh
her eyes move!!

needs more pea soup
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Wooo!
Damn! Had the 'old lady' card played on me in the supermarket!

I'm waiting for a woman to park her trolley and retrieve her coin and this other old biddy pushed her trolley right past me and started to dock her trolley. Of which I asked her if she minded as I was clearly there before her to which she flat out denied it, then turning to the other old biddies and played I'm the old lady how could this ruffian be so cruel!

As the old addage goes; don't fuck with a b3tard in a supermarkey! I played they 'I'm a big simpleton close to tears and will now have to get my mummy as the lady is being nasty to me' card.

MWAHAHAHA. The glares the other old ladies gave the queue barger!


'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# YOU FUCKING RUFFIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I'M TELLING MY MUMMY!
*runs off crying*

I did consider playing the agoraphobic card. That works a treat too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# nice!
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Lovely bit of shopping
That is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# awesome work
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Muchos aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# oh my
that rather good. in fact so good i wont even bother opening photoshop..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# awesome.......(no headspin?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahaha, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# haha top banana
bloody hell how's a girl to impress all you talented people here and don't say anything about getting my boobs out :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That is
rather spendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Nicely done!
That's really good, that!
(Mr Jay, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)