the white ferrets seem to be the worst
i've been bitten 3 times by ferrets, always white ones.
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not racism, just stating the facts
i've never been bitten by a mouse, rat or brown ferret
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my favourite t-shirt slogan was
beware of toffee boiling dwarfs
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