if you've got crabs that big
entice them out with a bit of bacon
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BACON+CRABS=LOGICAL APOCALYPSE
it says so here in the Daily Mail Book of Science
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Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:53,
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i used to go crabbing as a kid
tie string to a stick, tie bacon to the string, dangle bacon in the water and wait. soon, you will have many crabs.
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