ooooh!
tell us more. By 'dalliances' do you mean sexy contact or merely that you live within a similar postcode area and you've read about her adventures in the local paper?
WE NEED TEH FACTS GODDAMMIT
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:13,
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sexy contact
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in deepest darkest Leeds
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shitkicker,
Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14,
archived)
*bows before you*
please tell me it was up against a skip in a back alley
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16,
archived)
Sorry, no
it was a bed, although the bedroom curtains were open as the top deck of a bus drove past, so I do have witnesses.
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presumably the bottom deck drove past as well, I couldn't confirm this detail as my attention was elsewhere
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shitkicker,
Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18,
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