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# you'll like this...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# and now I'm just off to the Bunco Booth for some sleight of hand
*imagines Little Boots joining in then Debbie McGee coming along to send Paul Daniels home so she can 'take charge of the girls' *

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# back in five minutes
talk amongst yourselves for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I had a couple of dalliances
with her before she was Little Boots. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ooooh!
tell us more. By 'dalliances' do you mean sexy contact or merely that you live within a similar postcode area and you've read about her adventures in the local paper?

WE NEED TEH FACTS GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# sexy contact
[edit]
in deepest darkest Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *bows before you*
please tell me it was up against a skip in a back alley
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Sorry, no
it was a bed, although the bedroom curtains were open as the top deck of a bus drove past, so I do have witnesses.

[edit]
presumably the bottom deck drove past as well, I couldn't confirm this detail as my attention was elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# correct
Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# MAGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 'lo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# oi
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# any more amazing adventures planned?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# yes.
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Pixie lott is most lovely
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# what about Paul?
...not float your boat?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I'd like to take her out for a coffee and talk loudly about philosophy and politics.
We could agree on each other's right-on opinions, and then stick it to The Man by going back to either hers or mine and shagging all day, in various different positions and combinations.

She could bring a fit friend if she liked. They could be called something like Kim, and be really into ...

I'm just off to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# THIS ONE'S OCCUPIED
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Oop - sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *giggles*
mad- you two are, MAD!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE??
I was just eh, errr, practicing my handshakes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *chokes*

I was having a crap day - but you've just made me laugh myself off my chair

thanks.

*edit* I've just googled Little Boots - hmmm.......
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Is my wanking technique that funny?
I just think of it as 'innovative'


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9780195
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hmmm indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Pffft
I like half of it.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# she's got cracking pins
but why do I need to care about her?

Everyone talks about her but I've never heard her sing a note.
Is she the new Amy Whinehouse? Or the new Lady gaga? Or the new Florence and the machine?

and pffftttt and "my eyes!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Erm ... Joe, me old china ...
She's fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# she's got a weird face
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I bet you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# she's more the new solo H from Steps
generic, dull, pop music that weirdly gets played on NME TV and MTV2

In other bafflement, having just seen the line up for tonights Buzzcocks, can anyone tell me how Jamelia keeps getting booked to appear on comedy programs?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Is it because she has a habit of slagging off other popstars
thus giving the presenter lots of ammunition to take the piss?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# but what about the non music related quizes she's on
she must have an amazing agent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# arrrghhh! I cannot unsee Paul Daniels!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Just think of poor Debbie McGee.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# the people some people will do for money....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# naked legs....arrrrrrrrhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hehehehehe...
Nicely sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I find what you've done to his face makes it very, very disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Come the revolution:
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)