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[challenge entry] Inspiration for this weeks compo came from the olduns in the village
who won't shut up about swine flu. I hope it gets them.

From the How History Was Faked challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Ooooh, not at all.
Wouldn't wish Swine Flu on anyone. Or any kind of flu for that matter.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Having flu
be not funs. Not funs at all.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I know :(
I get a flu jab every year due to shitty Asthma, but still got it this year anyway :( It sucks
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Oh poor Whoop :(
Not much fun in your life at the moment then :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Bah,
Beer and Burgers is more than enough for me to be happy ;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Yeah, that did sound quite harsh
maybe I'll just hope they don't know anyone who has it so there'll be less to goss about for them
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# My nana died of Swine Flu you insensitive fuck!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I'm really sorry
Please forgive my unforgivable insensitivity
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Is that a joke? I don't get jokes!
I have Asparagus Syndrome you insensitive fuck!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Oh noes!
Assburgers, shurley?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# No, Asparagus, not Ass Burgers!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# God I'm sorry
How does that affect your spear?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# My spear's fine thank you.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Fuck, I better get my 10p coin back :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Que?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# that I threw into the wishing well
I feel bad now :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)