I totally read 'If I wanted greenery I will go into my garden and bugger a lettuce'I'm disappointed that isn't what it actually says.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:28,
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I am disappointed it doesn't say that too :(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:40,
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