Reminds me of that Armstrong and Miller sketch: 'Dad ... why did you and mum split up?' 'Well ... essentially, Keith, it was your fault. You weren't planned, and when you turned up, well - your mum and I - we didn't have any time to spend together, your mum put on weight and lost her sex drive ... so I started seeing someone else ... if it hadn't have been for you we'd probably still be together.'
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