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# 'That's a magnificent beast you're riding there sir.'
'Thank you my good man, but it is indeed only a rental.'
'A rental?'
'Yes, it's dewback on Monday'

Ifankyew...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That's the geekiest joke I've ever heard.
That's right up there with the bloody student's one about Karl Marx drinking coffee because proper tea is theft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I have Chinese green tea teabags that I refer to as "Communist Tea".
Woe betide anyone who asks why...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Our family cat my father named Medes, as, erm ... oh Christ ...
... as she wasn't a Persian.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I like that joke
I'll have to steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I did plan to pose it out with LEGO minfig stormies, long ago.
But could never be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)