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# Linus isn't here man
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# THERE IS NO LINUS ONLY ZUUL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Is Zuul Open-source then?
Will it run XP games?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# no
but it'll make you sleep above the covers.
four FEET above the covers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Lumpy mattress problems cured forever.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# i sorted out my lumpy mattress
by pinching my mum's mattress topper.
mmmm, cosy merino wool...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# What I want to do is use cell culture to grow
an entire sheet of Persian cat fur to sleep on, without claws.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# that would be pure comfy win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)