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# Damn, I'd be like a human dolphin, or a shark. SHARKMAN!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I no rite?
It would be awesome!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I'd go feral and live off fish and jellyfish, and go all jaws when I see passing boats.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I'd then totally throw a gas canister in your mouth and shoot it with a harpoon.
Then I would make a really funny quip.

QUIP! HA! HA! HA!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Why would you say that? Why do you have to quell my sharky fantasy with your harsh words?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I don't even know what that means :(
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ASS BITING HELL YEAH- wait, what?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:11, archived)
# And god help anyone rappeling from a helicoptor.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
You can't spell raping!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:04, archived)