why does he not want us to know?
it's nothing to be ashamed of
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Elvis impersonator,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:38,
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It's never been cleaned
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boris the spider,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:39,
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He fears that it may render him useless
in the age of coffee shops.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:39,
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