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# I have noticed a new
weather girl on FIVE. And she is lubberly beyond words.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Indeed
she's a beaut!
(Mr Striding, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Are you talking
about Lara - cos I know her..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Ijon
you know me, I'm a nice bloke..... so anyway, she lives where, and her phone number is what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Actually
I should say - used to know her...

She lives somewhere in Mayfair (I won't say where though) and she is feckin gorgeous up close and personal,
although not, perhaps, the brightest button in the drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# but she knows meterology, so she must be a bit bright
or is it just a C5 ruse? Damn them!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Well she didn't
'know' meterology last time we met,
but then again we all know that Ron Lobeck is the only TV weatherman to truly know anything about the weather (and could teach Tony Hart a thing or two about viewer art).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)