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# Hello little moon person.
I went to bed but I couldn't sleep because I am full of disease. So instead I coughed until I thought I was going to be sick. Hello now I am here.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:12, archived)
# I feel your pain.
I've only just got over something similar.

I would prescribe a nice cornetto.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:15, archived)
# I have Lime Cordial and I think there's a Kitkat Crunchie downstairs. As you can tell, I've hit bigtime.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:19, archived)
# Sounds like you've got all the makings of a great night right there.
:)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:30, archived)
# Nyquil and Whiskey
Do NOT watch any horror movies, such as Drag Me To Hell, under effect of a fever. This is The Voice Of Experience.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Oh you're no fun.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:34, archived)
# No
Not when I'm drowning in my own phlegm and plummeting down a sunless, lovecraftian cavern at 15,000 mph (may be an exaggeration).
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:43, archived)
# I watched Ross Noble earlier and I had load of bogies.
Our dilemmas are basically identical. :3
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 6:50, archived)
# i met him in hmv while jhe was signing his first dvd
twas the day after i had my tongue pierced and speach was not my forté. He mocked me good.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:02, archived)
# You can bearly speak anyway, gimp.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:08, archived)
# that's because you never give me space to talk
coz when you stop I'm drowned out by the massive noises of your mouth breathing.

:D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:11, archived)
# :C
Climb a wall of dicks.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:13, archived)
# gestate in your syphilitic vaginal juices.
:)
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:14, archived)
# That's more like it.
I'm going to sleep or cough or something now.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:16, archived)
# it took me two edits to spell it right....
maybe there was something to your post :P

have fun with that. x

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:18, archived)
# Protip: coughing does not work with sleeping. I guess fuck it then.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:22, archived)
# that film was fun..
if only for chin gumming and general old lady abuse.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:00, archived)