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# Well according to that Bibble thing book God apparently only liked to make men
or at least Adam, and it was Adam that created a woman fashioned from one of his ribs and some mud i.e. Eve. Which is why I'm an atheist as this is clearly sexist bollocks written by some men! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# just that bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I was believing it all the way until that bit in the lion's den
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# bollocks have been responsible for all wars :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# or at least all Wars have been Bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# bollocks are not made from ribs and mud though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# so what's this big hard bit and brown ooze coming out of mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Your poo appears to have got lost
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# It needs ShatNav
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Very funny ha ha
assuming you were making a joke about my first attempt to ever post on b3ta, which if you weren't then that's OK, it's still funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# errr, hang on, lemme check my records...
er YES! first post - that was it *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Apparently not
which is why Women are not Bollocks - or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# You've edited, so now my post makes less sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Yes I ninjed it to make more sense
but now this bit doesn't the world is inverted and may just collaspe in on itself :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I can remedy this by the power of cake
*eats cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Oh you have cake - share cake! share!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha on your bike
I for one am a great believer in having my cake and eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Damn you for not sharing your cake!
I will have to seek out alternative cakey type products from the pantry!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Oooh get you with your fancy "pantry"
I just have a standard cupboard full of delicious treats
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# cake cake cake cake cake cake
*wants cake*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# He won't share cake - he's a meanie
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# But it's my birthday. I want cake!
Today I am mostly being XLIX
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Happy Real Birthday Day!
Was mine on Tuesday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Ooo happy birthday
You should get lots of cake :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# This house has an original stone shelved pantry
which was apparently an alternative to not having a fridge in the olden days as the stone would keep stuff cooler than a wooden shelf *Science and Fact* :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Oooo ours does too!
Some of the shelves are stone and some are marble, and there's a little ancient mesh grille vent above one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Cake in panties?
Mmmm, carrot and sardine cake.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# That's my secret recipe for Panty Cake *patent pending*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hur hur, hur hur
If I was Adam I'd make a lady with big boobies. hur hur.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)