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# The Kangaroo combo
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# No you're doing it wrong, Cenaris.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# What's wrong with you?
Can't you see all the Kangaroos on this page?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Tell me about your relationship with your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I done her
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# This is either a good sign or a bad sign.
I don't really know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# in the face
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ngngngn
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# It was fine
Until Uncle Ttssattsr came to stay. Then things got ... difficult.

He had acute kangaroo blindness. Very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Must make chevron.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Nice and tidy forum. Nice and tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# That sounds delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Cooks up some kangaroo steaks
You want one?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# you broke it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Let's make another peak
And to be fair he broke it before it formed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I have nothing to say
but I'll say it anyway, all in the cause of the chevron
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I'm just going to post entries to Viz's Profanisaurus, because that's what I'm reading right now
Excalibur n. A magic turd of legendary proportions that rises eerily out of the water in a mist-shrouded toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# MOTH BOY n.
The member of a drinking party who, upon entering a pub, proceeds directly to the bandits, attracted by the flashing lights
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# J-NO n. prop.
A self-deluded bird with a horrible fat arse who believes she looks good in tight jeans or hipsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# mathsturbate v.
To have a vowel and three consonants whilst watching Countdown
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)