
He was in his car driving along, and the Secretary of the PGA called, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And he swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And he swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're Head of the PGA' And he went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And he said 'I careered off the road.'
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And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And he said 'I careered off the road.'