actually what happened was...He was in his car driving along, and the Secretary of the PGA called, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And he swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And he swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're Head of the PGA' And he went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And he said 'I careered off the road.'
(And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And he said 'I careered off the road.'
boff FL OZ,
Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:55,
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