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# Looks like i'm Hull bound for this...


Not meant to disrespect, just the first thing I that popped into my head when I heard it on the news. ;o(
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# who's died?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# John Peel
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Ken Dodd's Dad's dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Sells sea shells by the sea shore?
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# a whale that got lost in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Elvis
(Peter_G, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Probably hundreds of people
Old age, car accidents, smokers, drinkers, disease, war, etc.

Oh, celebrities? Who cares? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Is this a Tiger Woods reference?
(he was in a car and is seriously injured AFAIK)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# the bbc say he hit a tree and fire hydrant as he reversed out of his house
how do you get in a critical condition from that?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)
# He chose the wrong driver
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# :p
Beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ...straight
into a water hazard
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Blast!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# he went a fairway off his drive
I heard
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Oof,
that's rough
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# actually what happened was...
He was in his car driving along, and the Secretary of the PGA called, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And he swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And he swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're Head of the PGA' And he went into a tree.

And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And he said 'I careered off the road.'

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# maybe his car is made of magnesium?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
#
Francium FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# remember that unsavoury looking bloke from east-17?
he managed to roll a car over himself, it bent his legs right up to his head hahahaha, HE WASN'T ON ANY DRUGS.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# he was off his tits on baked potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# maybe his son was driving..
and he finished over pa....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# just a matter of time...
before we get "Driver" jokes...
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# The first ones probably appeared 1 second after the first news report
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Handicap?
There must be a handicap joke soon...
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Not yet...
Depends on how serious the injuries are...
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Just heard that he's only got minor injuries and wasn't going very fast
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# By the end of the day
it'll be "Tiger Woods slightly dents his bumper, nobody hurt".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# "Cuts to his face" apparently
I blame Elin's sex games, the dirty little minx
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# That's nothing...
Who, these days, has not tried the old "reversing into a fire hydrant / tree with a cut face" sex game?

Not kinky enough to be news-worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# He really needs to work on that slice
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# So who's died?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# God
And you killed Him. You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :o
Diana!
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Good question.
And furthermore, who's died leaving an ownerless motorbike?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# NEWS: "ok, never mind the climategate, tiger woods has been in a car accident."
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Is this about Tiger Woods? But he's not dead. And where does the motorcycle come into things?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# yes, the bike is a puzzle to me too, and the funeral.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Oh, that makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I wondered why the bike shadow was so well shopped....
It wasn't....

Finding it hard to laugh at.... man was a hero
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# so was christopher reeve and he gets a hard time here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Belly Laugh!
Ha ha ha ha ha
(I'mOffKilter can't be arsed, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I agree...
a terrible way to go. I wish his family and everyone else involved with the events in Cumbria my best (just my sick sense of humour working overtime as usual, sorry!).
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# He died saving lives
Is there a better way to go than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahahaha, damn that tiger woods, making the thread all about himself, tsk tsk
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)