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# Can you bring me a 60W lightbulb?

Mine just blew up in the hallway.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I have some Marlboro and cold red hands. Will this help at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I am afraid none of these items can provide sufficient light in my ever dark hallway

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I'm very sorry, Mediocre. Perhaps I can assist in a different faculty.
Do you need cigarettes or cold red hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# is there anything flammable in the hallway?
as you could use the Marlboros to set light to them - plenty of illumination!
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)